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Post by Celes Chere on Mar 31, 2009 11:06:29 GMT -5
I don't understand yaoi if you're not a gay male. Boy parts are just...not pretty. I'm sorry guys. They're not.
As for the poll, I am a bit disappointed that the list got cut so short, but luckily Steiner is on there. And Seifer. And Zell. Hehehe. Yeah, from that list, it's gotta be Zell.
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 31, 2009 11:55:05 GMT -5
Ah yes, but without boy parts, there would be no continuation in the species. Besides, sex is good. XD (well, to a degree, I suppose)
Lev: Tseng, I hear ya.
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Apr 2, 2009 1:42:49 GMT -5
The lower girl parts aren't exactly a bouquet of flowers themselves, Celes, but I agree with you nonetheless. Dongs're gross. XD
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Post by Tseng on Apr 2, 2009 1:56:03 GMT -5
Sex seems to be one of the biggest jokes in the universe.
Somehow this whole conversation now brings to mind the movie Dogma.
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Post by Vivi Orunitia on Apr 2, 2009 5:39:19 GMT -5
Yeah, i am disappointed that the list got cut short... I just tell myself that I would make the list if it weren't... *sniff* I... uh, am going to go get this... uh dirt out of my eyes now.
*runs away crying*
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Apr 2, 2009 11:25:28 GMT -5
Well, I had each (non-summon) member in the list I planned. I'm pretty sure Tiamat and Alexander were both on the list...though...kinda not sure if I put Shiva on. D:
I know you were on the list though Vivi, don't cry.
You're too epic to cry, sensei!
I also had FFVI, VII, VIII, IX & X Cid's on the list! INDIVIDUALLY!
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Post by Shiva on Apr 18, 2009 0:13:44 GMT -5
Awwww...wait...I was thought of as Rikku? AHAHAHA!!! It's funny because I applied as Rikku first! XD But I love you girls! And Alexander, Tseng and Vivi! As far as the rest of the guys are concerned, you're all girls anyway! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) I voted for Squall. Because he's meant to be European. And I like European guys. They're hot. XP
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Post by Auron on Apr 18, 2009 1:29:05 GMT -5
Yes, I'll roundhouse EVERYONE! MUAHAHA!
Cheers for the words of sorrow/kindness, whichever they may be. Hahaha.
And I'm alive. Just thought you should know.
Also, I voted for Zell. I always liked him. XD
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Post by Tseng on Apr 18, 2009 6:52:08 GMT -5
But I love you girls! And Alexander, Tseng and Vivi! As far as the rest of the guys are concerned, you're all girls anyway! At least, I am counted among the males who are males?
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Apr 19, 2009 6:32:16 GMT -5
Apparently so. Not even her boyfriend and I got that luxury. Wow, shame and rejection all at once...
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Post by Cloud Strife on Apr 19, 2009 14:40:35 GMT -5
As far as the rest of the guys are concerned, you're all girls anyway! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Wait, what?
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Apr 19, 2009 15:59:05 GMT -5
Hey...why isn't Tifa on the list? She's my second, following closely behind Zelly. I mean...Selphie made the list...and she's obnoxious. **EDIT** Okay, Vincent...read your original post, your forgiven for leaving out Tifa. Also, I like *some* yaoi. Definitely not all of it. For instance, this is tasty (dirty bits edited out): ![](http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s47/Zell_Girl/SXZ.jpg) Now, if they were only real, over 21, and if I could wedge myself between them....
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Post by Seltzer Grenadine on Apr 19, 2009 16:56:17 GMT -5
HAHAHA. Wow. You know, I wouldn't mind it if it weren't for the CRAZY EYES going on. The pairing totally weirds me out, too. I mean, wat.
Also: XD I may have to ask you to remove this, if it's bothering some of the other members. Sometimes cropping naughty bits is not quite enough.
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Post by Tiamat on Apr 19, 2009 22:46:01 GMT -5
MAN I used to be so into yaoi. There were at least two authors that I looooooved who wrote SeiferxZell with Squall+Zell UST, or possibly only one wrote that, but had two different stories about it. ANYWAY, I was reading some fic from an author I used to really love the other day, and I don't know if it was me or her, but it just wasn't the same as it used to be. It is like how you remember Twinkies and Hostess cupcakes as being so delicious from your childhood, but they are actually kind of dry and way too sweet. Only with gay porn.
Those are some crrrrrazy eyes, though, they are like, "Yeah we're fucking what are you gonna do about it?" and repeatedly punching the air.
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Apr 20, 2009 0:11:37 GMT -5
Gah! My eyes! Their eyes! The horror! Must...maintain...the balance! Whew. Man, it is really hard to find yuri on par with what Tifa posted. It's all either way too far or completely subtext. I'll delete that picture if I get complaints, by the way. I was wary about posting it, but I just had to post something for everyone who thinks boys are icky. Anyways, why 21? Is that the age of consent for Oregon? Jeez, most states have it at 16 or 18. Edit: The artist.
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