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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jun 20, 2007 14:32:30 GMT -5
Square + Nintendo = Blasphemy? Hey, are you saying Mario RPG was blasphemy?! That's blasphemy. That game was easily one of my top five games for the SNES, and one of the best games to bare the Mario name.
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Post by Seltzer Grenadine on Jun 21, 2007 21:19:45 GMT -5
Ahem. I believe you said Square would infiltrate Nintendo, and that is blasphemy. While I agree that Mario RPG was a good game (not by far one of the best, however) unless it were a willing collab between Nintendo and Square, I might lose all hope. Especially if it came to Zelda. Too sacred.
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jun 22, 2007 4:25:24 GMT -5
Mario RPG was an infiltration. The so-called "willingness" of Nintendo to work on the game with them is just implanted memories! It's a communist, alien, left-wing, Nazi, ancient, cursed, right-wing, FBI, CIA, KGB, ninja, occult, church, Aztec cover-up!
...With Borg! Demonic angel Borg from The Void with...red hats...and...long jackets!
It was.
...It could have been.
......Maybe.
.........Possibly.
............You don't know.
Amnesia dust! *throws at Setzer's face and runs away*
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Post by Kuja on Jun 23, 2007 3:51:09 GMT -5
I heard in the next Zelda game for the Wi, Link is going to finally talk, and he's an angst filled teenager. Gannondorf is being redesigned to look like a cross between Kuja and Zeloz and Zelda will be replaced with Marth.
SQUARE POWER.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jun 23, 2007 4:44:45 GMT -5
Link is going to finally talk, and he's an angst filled teenager.
Hot. Except for the teenage part.
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Post by Kuja on Jun 23, 2007 6:20:14 GMT -5
They also changed his tunic to black, and it's made of leather.
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Jun 23, 2007 10:26:37 GMT -5
Funny...from questions about secondary RP characters...to gaming...Should we just make a general gaming thread? It would be more on-topic...and easier.
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Post by Seltzer Grenadine on Jun 23, 2007 11:40:00 GMT -5
I heard in the next Zelda game for the Wi, Link is going to finally talk, and he's an angst filled teenager. Gannondorf is being redesigned to look like a cross between Kuja and Zeloz and Zelda will be replaced with Marth. SQUARE POWER. First: I love how you spelled it "Wi". Second: I would choke you if I didn't know you were totally taking down Square with that comment. But if that were true, Link would sport numerous, entirely useless belts, his hair would be ridiculously and impossibly spiky, and Ganon would have long, silky hair and have a tragic past. -sigh- I just... never any voice for Link. We've already witnessed the results of giving Link a voice, and both were terrible. Link is the silent hero-- it's the only way we can make fun of him in our own little ways without making him seem like a complete idiot. Damn, I am way too serious about these games. I have only one response to that. "Well, excuuuuuuse me, princess!"
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jun 23, 2007 15:58:02 GMT -5
Well, Link does seem to say "Come on!" in Wind Waker when you call those two people who help him in later dungeons. Medli and...the other one. But yeah, I suppose that doesn't really count as full fledged talking.
I keep trying to picture Ganondorf with long silky hair. It's frightening and hilarious. Although he would only have long silky hair if Nomura redesigned him. If Amano redesigned him then he would have either a clown face or he would wear armour that covered his face, and Link would be at least half of something that isn't human. If Yoshida redesigned Ganondorf then he would be fought on a circular platform which he is revolving around in his winged final form, something about Link would just seem really gay.
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Post by Aerith Gainsborough on Jul 1, 2007 0:39:42 GMT -5
murrrr... useless belts? don't talk to me about useless belts. Know what I'm gonna cosplay? Haseo. Do you know what he has? Useless belts. 53 of them. Between him and Lulu, they'd make cows extinct with the sheer amount of leather on their persons. Shuuu.... you know you want it!
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jul 1, 2007 2:46:31 GMT -5
Hell, I want it, and I don't even have a Wii yet!
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Post by Aerith Gainsborough on Jul 1, 2007 2:59:12 GMT -5
you guys know what you forgot? Ungodly massive swords. Ridiculously huge, unwieldy swords. fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/182/c/f/__Nomura___Link_by_AerithReborn.jpgdon't judge me. I haven't spent seven years drawing Nomura fanart to not do this. You know you like it. Yes, I threw away Link's hat. You can't have the hat AND the spikey hair. I was debating which one to use, but I settled on the spikes... I draw the silky bangs anyway lol And now for my next trick... I put Ganondorf in Kuja's asskirt. Besides making him pretty, his OoT costume is almost perfect to adapt into Kuja-ness. I just gots to make him pretty. He'll get a ponytail. :nod:
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jul 1, 2007 3:33:27 GMT -5
I still say the only truly big swords are Cloud's, Auron's, and certain variations of the Keyblade. Squall and Tidus have thick swords, but they're not any longer than a bastard sword. Sephiroth is the other way around. Zidane has odd proportions so we can't really tell if his daggers are really big for daggers. Even so, it's really cool to see the Master Sword beefed up like that. I love this picture. I wish Link existed in a time period with zippers. XD
Seeing this, I'd honestly love to see Square make a Zelda game. I would love to have them make it so I could play it, feel dirty for having played such a crime against nature, like it anyways because I'm such a Square tool, show it to everyone I know who would care, and then destroy it so it could never cause the apocalypse.
Oh, it would. Trust me. If only because it would cause Setzer to snap and go on a killing spree.
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Post by Seltzer Grenadine on Jul 1, 2007 13:06:02 GMT -5
AHAHA.
HAHAHAAAA...
Oh, god, Bre, you kill me. That was a good one. But Link just isn't Link without a hat, even with the master sword (unless he's in pajamas.) And, yes, I want that Wii-mote skin. I'vw wanted it for a while now, but I'm broke. ;-;.
Alex: I can't even dignify that idea with anything but disbelief and an eye twitch.
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Post by Alexander THE GIRL on Jul 1, 2007 15:11:44 GMT -5
But Link just isn't Link without a hat That's what I said when I was first told about it. XD
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